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Little Britain USA is bound
to throw up some notable
quoatbles and some all new
catchphrases. What about Byng
Gordin saying "1st man on the
moon... with a moustache". Or
Mr. Doggy's owner saying "Such
a naughty doggy!" as she
strips. Whatever catchphrases
become king then we'll add them
to our
Little Britain USA
Catchphases and Quotes
page until
then then we'll leave you with
these! Goodbive!
Memorable quotes for Little
Britain
Daffyd:
No, you are not a gay. I am
the gay. You're probably
just a little bit
poofy!
[the Fat
Fighters are discussing
foods]
Marjorie
Dawes: Dust.
Anybody? No? High in fat,
low in fat? Dust. Anybody?
No? Dust. Anybody? No?
Dust. Anybody? No? Dust.
Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody?
No? Dust. It's actually
very low in fat. You can
have as much dust as you
like.
Lou:
[looking up into the
tree where Andy is
sitting] Andy, how did
you get up there?
Andy: I fell.
Anne:
Eh-eh-ehhhhhh!
Vicky
Pollard: Anyway
don't listen to her coz
everyone knows her fanny
goes sideways.
Vicky
Pollard: Stop
giving me evils!
Ray
McCooney: I'm
hard yet soft, I am
coloured yet clear, I am
fruity and sweet, I am
jelly... what am I?
Andy:
Yea, I know.
Narrator:
Britain, Britain, Britain.
We've had running water for
over ten years, we have a
tunnel connecting us to
Peru, and we invented the
cat.
Emily
Howard: But I am a
lady, I do not have
testiclés!
Mike: Hey,
you open for afternoon
tea?
Ray
McCooney: Maybe I
am and maybe I'm not
[plays tune on
flute]
Mother:
Kimberly has a nut allergy.
Do you know if the
chocolate cake contains
nuts?
Ray
McCooney:
Yeeeeees.
Kimberly:
What, yes, you know, or
yes, there are nuts?
Ray
McCooney:
Yeeeeees.
Ray
McCooney:
[picks up chocolate
cake to his ear]
Chocolate cake, chocolate
cake, have ye any nuts?
[listens]
Ray
McCooney:
[to Mike] He wants to speak
to you.
Mike:
[takes cake, baffled,
puts it to his ear and
listens] Mike
Kapalski?
Lou: And
that's a right
kerfuffle.
Dennis
Waterman: I'll do
it... long as I get to
write the theme tune, sing
the theme tune...
Andy: Tell
him that "Jesus to a Child"
aside, I find his output
emotionally vapid.
Jeremy
Rent: [to
Dennis Waterman about his
role in a stage production
of Macbeth] No, it's
straight theatre. No music.
So what do you think?
[pause]
Dennis Waterman:
[singing] Mr.
Macbeth is a naughty ma-an,
do do do do / He gone and
killed anudder ma-an, do do
do do / I hath a good idea
/ Just thou keep me near /
I'll be so go-od for the
Scottish play...
Jeremy
Rent: I'll tell
'em you're busy...
Vicky
Pollard: yeah but,
no, but, yeah, but,
[repeat ad
infintum]
Social
Worker: Vicky,
where is your baby?
Vicky
Pollard: Swapped
it for a Westlife CD.
Social
Worker: Vicky, how
could you do such a
thing?
Vicky
Pollard: I know.
They're rubbish.
Sebastian:
Prime Minister, look
out!
[pushes Prime Minister
onto couch]
Prime
Minster: What is
it?
Sebastian:
I thought there was a
sniper but there isn't.
Prime
Minster: Oh... can
you get off me now?
Sebastian:
Give it a minute.
Carol
Beer: Computer
says no.
Marjorie
Dawes: Oooooh, I
love a bit of cake. Oooooh,
cake. Oooooh, cake. Cake.
Cake. Cake. Cake. I'm just
one of these people. I come
home and I need a piece of
cake.
Marjorie
Dawes: [to Fat
Pat] Fat cow! Fat cow!
Fat cow!
Maggie:
[pukes] Oh, Judy.
No more lesbian jam. I
can't keep it down!
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