Little Britain Character List Anne Book the pinhead nutter with a 1 word vocabulary "Eheheh!" unless on her mobile. Dennis Waterman Do you want us to write da feem choon, I sing da feem choon? Marjorie Dawes "Dust? Dust? Dust? Anybody? Dust? Eat as much as you like, no calories in dust. Join Fatfighters today. Kenny Craig Look into our eyes, not around them, into them! Your under, book us now!!! Daffyd Thomas Are you too homophobic to ask him to visit? He will be the ONLY gay in your village. Edward Grant and Samantha Have you done your homework? No? Then you can't book us. Emily Howard and Florence A lovely lady why not book her and her friend to help your party go with a swing. Lou and Andy Do you want to do a booking? Yeah! Want that one!! Wheelchair access required. Vicky Pollard Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but. Book me, you know nuffin, shut up! Sebastian Love and the PM You can't have him he's mine, bitch. Whatever! Bernard Chumley Book our agent with dark secrets. Gary and Jason Jason loves his mates nan, but will come and visit you if you want him too. Bubbles DeVere, Her ex-Hubby and Desiree Fat is not an issue, but do reinforce your floors when thinking of booking this bounteous "beauty". Dame Sally Markham Would love to come and regail you with her stories. Remember to get the chocolates in. Harvey Pincher Make sure you have a good supply of Bitty for him. The St. Johns Ambulance Safety and mints come first Unless you want mints. Mints, mints, mints, lovely mints... Liz Did you know she was Mollies Sugden's bridesmaid but she doesn't like to go on about it? But will if you book her. Peter Andre Shamed ex-royal correspondent - trousers optional. Matthew Waterhouse Has the ideas if you have the time, liven up a board meeting with a visit. Ray McCooney This Scots hotel proprietor is just a confusion wrapped in an enigma surrounded by incompitiance. Yesss... Judy and Maggie Would love to visit, you're not "ethnic" or a "lesbian" though are you? Doug A drug counsellor but can come and sort out your problems. Mr. Mann, Ray and Maaaaaaagretttttttttt Will annoy all but the most pedantic and can be very annoying. Perfect. Viv Are you gawwwwwwjus? If not then don't book her. Rachael and Nicola Like men who are well "endowed" are you? Maggie Blackamoor and her friend Judy Pike Members of the Institute for Women they are middle englanders, however Maggie is a deeply xenophobic bigot. Kenny Craig A self deluded stage hypnotist, tries to use his technique to personal advantage. Carol Beer Disinterested bank worker (then travel agent) who processes customers' requests on her computer, usually responding flatly, "Computer says no..." and violently coughing in their direction to get rid of them.   Dudley Punt and Ting Tong Macadangdang A lonely middle-aged man and his awkward, mail-order Thai wife, previously a lady boy. Linda Flint The single most insulting person on the planet, but her position as a university counsellor makes it even worse Mrs Emery Severely incontinent, elderly woman. So funny I nearly wet meself! Sir Norman Fry MP I would like to address the situation I recently found myself in... and so the apology begions... always apologising to the media over being found in a compromising situation Letty Bell I love my froggies, I do I just love 'em. So says the frog-obsessed woman Sid Pegg Over zealous Neighbour Watch leader, thinks he is repelling the hun!